Who's a bigot, me?
Elderly couple having lunch with very elderly and deaf parent.
Woman: "I really don't like it when two of a kind adopt."
Woman, a little louder: "You know, two of a kind, it's not natural, when they adopt."
Woman, louder still: "Two men or two women, they shouldn't, you know, adopt, little ones."
Parent: "What's that you're saying?"
Woman, desperate, but unable to stop now: "Two of the same kind, you know, the same sex, a couple of men or two women, they shouldn't adopt children. The grandchildren say we're old-fashioned; they say, it doesn't matter; but I say it matters, it's not right, it's not natural."
Parent: " What?"
Man, very loud: "SHE DOESN'T WANT HOMOSEXUALS ADOPTING CHILDREN, DOESN'T THINK IT'S RIGHT."
Women: "SSSSSHHHHH, that's not a very nice word to use. People might be offended."