Why don't you go on holiday?
Go on, go on a cruise, you'd love it.
New sights, new sounds, sunshine,
the whole thing effortless.
Eat all you want,
drink all you want,
lie in a deckchair and
let the waves lull you to sleep.
Dancing, gambling, entertainment,
there's bound to be a comedian
who used to be on the telly,
and if it's culture you want,
a historic or musical cruise might suit.
Just think,
there's a meal at the Captain's table, and
ready-made friends,
a whole ship-load of them.
Could anything be more fun?

Or go to the South of France,
dine out on escargots and petit fours.
Take a cottage,
with a swimming pool, with a view of the
municipal

the grey walls of an ancient town over the next hill,
through the baking fields of lavender and









maybe the Canary Islands would impress you