norovirus, such a pretty name for this minute, yet beastly winter virus!
Looks harmless, doesn't he?
You wouldn't recognize him in the street, he is definitely not pavement pizza.
We had a visit from him - or one of his many kith and kin - and we are not grateful!
norovirus sneaks in while your attention is elsewhere and he hits you with the force of a sledgehammer coming down on you from a great height.
You are felled instantly.
There is absolutely nothing you can do.
Except grin and bear it.
I didn't know you could leak from that many directions at the same time. Not to mention orifices.
Sorry, if you are one of those suffering from a nervous disposition. Or delicate sensibilities.
I am poorly and feeling very sorry for myself. And therefore not overly bothered about your sensibilities.
Any sense of humour I have ever had has been flushed down various pans.
Sorry folks, I'll see you when I see you.
Toodeloo, almost literally.