norovirus, a most unwelcome visitor!

norovirus, such a pretty name for this minute, yet beastly winter virus!
Looks harmless, doesn't he?
You wouldn't recognize him in the street, he is definitely not pavement pizza.

We had a visit from him - or one of his many kith and kin - and we are not grateful!

norovirus sneaks in while your attention is elsewhere and he hits you with the force of a sledgehammer coming down on you from a great height.

You are felled instantly.
There is absolutely nothing you can do.
Except grin and bear it.
And leak.

I didn't know you could leak from that many directions at the same time. Not to mention orifices.

Sorry, if you are one of those suffering from a nervous disposition. Or delicate sensibilities.

I am poorly and feeling very sorry for myself. And therefore not overly bothered about your sensibilities.
Any sense of humour I have ever had has been flushed down various pans.

Sorry folks, I'll see you when I see you.

Toodeloo, almost literally.