Sunday, 8 February 2009

questions and answers

Conversation on a street corner (overheard)

1st woman (holding leaflets):                                       hello
2nd woman (waiting to cross the road)                      hello

1st woman: Is there anything you would like to pray for today?
2nd woman: Yes, better weather.

1st woman: I wonder what it would be like in heaven?
2nd woman: Boring!

1st woman: Boring?
2nd woman: Well,  sitting on all those white clouds, playing lutes and harps.

1st woman: What? That's not what it says in the Bible!
2nd woman: Well, what do you expect? All those old men writing it up over several centuries,
what do they know about it!!

2nd woman crosses the road.

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